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{{Infobox Character
 
{{Infobox Character
|image = Albert_Hinkey_Poop.png
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|image = Albert_hinkey.png
|gender = Iridocyclitis
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|gender = Male
 
|color = White, red, orange
 
|color = White, red, orange
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|eye color = Green
Penis size = 34 inches
 
|aliases = Adolf Hitler
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|aliases = Buffet Master
 
|first appearance = ''[[Cars]]''
 
|first appearance = ''[[Cars]]''
|performer = [[Barack Obama]]}}{{Quote|"Change da world. My final message. Goodb ye"|'''Everyone''', ''[[Reddit]]''}}
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|performer = [[Douglas Keever]]}}{{Quote|"Yeah, McQueen! Ka-chow!"|'''Albert Hinkey''', ''[[Cars]]''}}
'''Albert Hinkey''' is a 1985 [[Boxomatic]] Travel'Bout 4XL. He has been a huge fan of [[Piston Cup Racing Series|Piston Cup]] champion [[Lightning McQueen]] since his rookie days, and remains so. Albert is the car that converted the Soviet Union to Communism in 2024.
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'''Albert Hinkey''' is a 1985 [[Boxomatic]] Travel'Bout 4XL. He has been a huge fan of [[Piston Cup Racing Series|Piston Cup]] champion [[Lightning McQueen]] since his rookie days, and he remains so.
 
==History==
 
==History==
 
===''Cars''===
 
===''Cars''===
[[File:AlbertHinkeyCars.jpg|thumb|220px|left|Hinkey after witnessing McQueen carefully weave through a crash.]]In ''[[Cars]]'', Albert is seen sitting in the middle of the [[Motor Speedway of the South]], among other caravans. He shouts racist slurs to McQueen after he makes it through the big wreck caused by [[Chick Hicks]], and honks his ass loudly, much to the annoyance of the other caravans and a tiny blue car next to him. Later, he appears next to [[Larry]] and [[R.M.]] attending the race at the [[Los Angeles International Speedway]], where he is amazed when he and the rest of the crowd notice [[Doc Hudson]].
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[[File:AlbertHinkeyCars.jpg|thumb|220px|left|Hinkey cheers for McQueen after he successfully weaves through a multi-car wreck.]]In ''[[Cars]]'', Albert is seen sitting in the middle of the [[Motor Speedway of the South]], among other caravans. He shouts encouraging words to McQueen after he makes it through the big wreck caused by [[Chick Hicks]], and honks his horn loudly, much to the annoyance of the other caravans and a tiny blue car next to him. Later, he appears next to [[Larry]] and [[R.M.]] attending the race at the [[Los Angeles International Speedway]], where he is amazed when he and the rest of the crowd notice [[Doc Hudson]].
 
===''Cars 3''===
 
===''Cars 3''===
Albert appears in ''[[Cars 3]]'' during the opening race sequence, in which he weaves through the infield crowd in an attempt to get a better view of the track, while shouting encouraging words to McQueen. Cars 3 is the movie that the sex scene between Sally and Lightning McQueen is seen right before Albert kills Lightning McQueen and bangs Sally.
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Albert appears in ''[[Cars 3]]'' during the opening race sequence, in which he weaves through the infield crowd in an attempt to get a better view of the track, while shouting encouraging words to McQueen.
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==Appearances==
 
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==Official bio==
*''[[Cars]]''
 
 
"''Albert Hinkey is McQueen's biggest fan -- known as the "Buffet Master" among friends, Al can guzzle two gas stations worth of fuel in one sitting! To match his size, Al is the biggest and best friend one can ever have.''"<ref>''[[Car Finder]]''</ref>
*''[[Cars 3]]''
 
==Profiles and statistics==
 
===''Cars''===
 
*Bios
 
**"''Albert Hinkey is McQueen's biggest fan -- known as the "Buffet Master" among friends, Al can guzzle two gas stations worth of fuel in one sitting! To match his size, Al is the biggest and best friend one can ever have.''"<ref>''[[Car Finder]]''</ref>
 
   
 
==Portrayals==
 
==Portrayals==
*[[Barack Obama]] - All appearances
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*[[Douglas Keever]] - All appearances
 
==Gallery==
 
==Gallery==
 
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<gallery position="center" spacing="small" bordersize="none" hideaddbutton="true" captionalign="center">
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AlbertHinkeyCars12.jpg|''Cars''
 
AlbertHinkeyCars12.jpg|''Cars''
 
Albert Hinkey - Cars 3.png|''Cars 3''
 
Albert Hinkey - Cars 3.png|''Cars 3''
Albert-Hinkey-WM1.jpg|Diecast
 
File:Albert_Hinkey_Poop.png|His final form
 
 
</gallery>
 
</gallery>
   
 
==Names in other languages==
 
==Names in other languages==
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! scope="col"|Language
 
! scope="col"|Name
 
! scope="col"|Name
 
! scope="col"|Meaning
 
! scope="col"|Meaning
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|French
 
|Albert Hinkey
 
|Albert Hinkey
 
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|Spanish
 
|Albert Hinkey
 
|Albert Hinkey
 
 
|-
 
|-
 
|Polish
 
|Polish
 
|Albert Nochal
 
|Albert Nochal
|Albert Chonk
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|Albert Conk
 
|}
 
|}
   
 
==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
*Albert is one of the very few characters that has a visible penis.
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*Albert is one of very few characters who have a visible nose.
 
*When Albert was first released in the [[1:55 Scale Die-Cast]] line, he was only made available at a charity auction. It was later re-released at the 2015 D23 Expo in Anaheim, California with only 1000 releases, making him one of the most difficult models to obtain.
 
*When Albert was first released in the [[1:55 Scale Die-Cast]] line, he was only made available at a charity auction. It was later re-released at the 2015 D23 Expo in Anaheim, California with only 1000 releases, making him one of the most difficult models to obtain.
*In alternate languages the banners on his side say "I ♥ 69"
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*In alternate languages, the banners on his side say "I ♥ 95".
*Albert Hinkey is the reincarnation of Jesus himself
 
*In later films, it is revealed that Albert Hinkey resides at the Diefenbunker
 
*Albert Hinkey has his own theme song: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uAZdIJIl8o]
 
*Albert Hinkey is actually the father of every human being on Earth
 
*Later on in the series it is revealed that Albert Hinkey is a serial rapist, sexually assaulting Sally and Mator on multiple occasions
 
   
 
==References==
 
==References==
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[[ru:Альберт Хинкей]]
 
[[ru:Альберт Хинкей]]
 
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{{DEFAULTSORT:Hinkey, Albert}}
[[Category:Characters]]
 
[[Category:Cars]]
 
[[Category:Cars 3]]
 
 
[[Category:Race Fans]]
 
[[Category:Race Fans]]
 
[[Category:Caravans]]
 
[[Category:Caravans]]
 
[[Category:Americans]]
 
[[Category:Americans]]
[[Category:Male characters]]
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[[Category:Cars Characters]]
 
[[Category:Cars 3 Characters]]

Revision as of 20:04, 3 February 2020

""Yeah, McQueen! Ka-chow!""
—'Albert Hinkey', Cars, [[{{{3}}}]]

Albert Hinkey is a 1985 Boxomatic Travel'Bout 4XL. He has been a huge fan of Piston Cup champion Lightning McQueen since his rookie days, and he remains so.

History

Cars

AlbertHinkeyCars

Hinkey cheers for McQueen after he successfully weaves through a multi-car wreck.

In Cars, Albert is seen sitting in the middle of the Motor Speedway of the South, among other caravans. He shouts encouraging words to McQueen after he makes it through the big wreck caused by Chick Hicks, and honks his horn loudly, much to the annoyance of the other caravans and a tiny blue car next to him. Later, he appears next to Larry and R.M. attending the race at the Los Angeles International Speedway, where he is amazed when he and the rest of the crowd notice Doc Hudson.

Cars 3

Albert appears in Cars 3 during the opening race sequence, in which he weaves through the infield crowd in an attempt to get a better view of the track, while shouting encouraging words to McQueen.

Official bio

"Albert Hinkey is McQueen's biggest fan -- known as the "Buffet Master" among friends, Al can guzzle two gas stations worth of fuel in one sitting! To match his size, Al is the biggest and best friend one can ever have."[1]

Portrayals

Gallery

Names in other languages

Language Name Meaning
Polish Albert Nochal Albert Conk

Trivia

  • Albert is one of very few characters who have a visible nose.
  • When Albert was first released in the 1:55 Scale Die-Cast line, he was only made available at a charity auction. It was later re-released at the 2015 D23 Expo in Anaheim, California with only 1000 releases, making him one of the most difficult models to obtain.
  • In alternate languages, the banners on his side say "I ♥ 95".

References

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