- "Show us the bolt, McQueen! The bolt, give me the bolt!"
- —Bert, Cars
Bert is a Ducham Futuro with a chrome paint scheme and a license plate reading "WEBWU"
Someday, when Bert finds a gallery that understands his abstract motion-blur photography, he'll be recognized as the true artist he really is. In the meantime though, it's his job as paparazzo that pays the bills. And yes paparazzo is the singular use for paparazzi, and yes it means oversize mosquito in Italian.