I, Inc. hauler
Chet Boxkaar is a hauler.
Chet is known as "the two-legger" because he breaks every trucking run right down the middle. Today, after a three day run from Seattle, he'll take a twenty minute catnap, and then it's on to another three straight though to Orlando. Chet stays alert by reciting the state capitals frontward and backwards and belting out "99 bottles of brake fluid," sometimes expanding the tune to eight hundred or so bottles.
- The "I" is a reference to The Incredibles, and the "inc" is a reference to Monsters Inc.